Anonymous asked: do you tan easily? favourite christmas movie? what do you drink in the morning? would you ever go to a nudist beach? middle name? last 3 things you bought? do you own slippers? do you own a dressing gown? last thing that made you laugh? how many tvs in your house? what were you doing at 11pm last night? smelly feet or smelly breath? rather be blind or deaf? being spanked or getting spanked? phone calls or text messages? one sexual guilty pleasure you wouldn't tell your friends?

Wow real questions yay!

I don’t tan easily

I can’t stand Christmas movies, but if I had to pick one it would maybe be Love Actually….does that count?

Either a Borocca or a tea

I’d go to a nudist beach if we were in the area and a friend wanted to… but I’d hesitate to get nude myself.

Heather

Macdonalds, Bus card, ID card

I own slippers

I own a dressing gown

Last thing that made me laugh was one of my student’s answers in an exam: “The guy thinks he’s a coward because he wants to cry. What a pussy.”

4 TVs in my house

I was sleeping at 11pm last night.

Is this a which would I prefer question?

Deaf

Hate getting spanked

Phone calls if it’s urgent or important, texts if it’s just every day stuff.

I tell most things to my friends. 

turlingdrome asked: You're not on my dash a lot, these days! Busy girl?

Yes, not much time for tumblr :( so sad. That and at the moment I’m mostly just stalking and not posting. I’m here…I’m watching… *creeps back into a dark corner*

The only messages I get on Tumblr are spam.

Is it bad that I’m losing interest because he’s fawning, really awkward and gave not only the metaphorical pants but whole damn suit in an instant?

Because…I dunno…I don’t like relationships with an uneven “power” balance. I don’t want to be fawned over, or idolised. I want someone who is confident being around me, just being themselves. I don’t know.